King of the Pie-Ritz

Name's Justin. I'm 17 and I can't sleep because my room's blue. PLOT TWIST: I don't even LIKE Ritz!

HEPHAESTUS' CABIN
{ CAMP HALF-BLOOD }
HUFFLEPUFF KEEPER
{ HOGWARTS QUIDDITCH }
AVATAR
{ EARTHBENDER }

July 22, 2014 11:19 am 11:19 am

blacksteelgajeel:

when i’m having an argument with someone and they start calling me “sweetie” and “honey” and “little girl” and i’m

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11:18 am 11:18 am

vinegod:

This is the most beautiful day by Marlon Webb

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11:17 am

mordeshakess:

when really great artists follow u and u don’t want to mess things up

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11:17 am

jaclcfrost:

having a crush on both a character and the person who plays that character is just like

prepare for trouble

and make it double

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11:17 am

opisthocoelicaudia:

godblessoursluts:

flappypussyz:

My coffee image

How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???

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11:15 am
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slimecap:

elasticitymudflap:

nyehs:

realjunko:

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT

please nuke it while it plays this song

July 16, 2014 2:35 am 2:08 am 2:05 am

lost-in-rapture:

When people are looking for me and one of my friends realizes what is happening. I’ve legitimately had to run away similarly to this.

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2:04 am 2:04 am

attackonromney:

nash grier in a few months

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2:03 am
jutaah:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

Ancient Chinese history is fucking brilliant. There is one guy called Guan Yu who literally became the god of war because he killed so many. And there was Lu Bu, and you do not pursue Lu Bu. He was a force of destruction in ancient China. In fact if you get the chance watch this. That is probably one of the best historical TV shows ever made.

jutaah:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

Ancient Chinese history is fucking brilliant. There is one guy called Guan Yu who literally became the god of war because he killed so many. And there was Lu Bu, and you do not pursue Lu Bu. He was a force of destruction in ancient China. In fact if you get the chance watch this. That is probably one of the best historical TV shows ever made.

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2:02 am

hemuset:

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

Whaaaaat no waaaaay!?!?!?

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