King of the Pie-Ritz

Name's Justin. I'm 17 and I can't sleep because my room's blue. PLOT TWIST: I don't even LIKE Ritz!

HEPHAESTUS' CABIN
{ CAMP HALF-BLOOD }
HUFFLEPUFF KEEPER
{ HOGWARTS QUIDDITCH }
AVATAR
{ EARTHBENDER }

April 18, 2014 6:00 pm 12:01 pm
livalskare:

Mom and baby bat.

livalskare:

Mom and baby bat.

(via kookybat)

12:27 am
fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

12:26 am 12:26 am
allhailtentaclelord:

punch-a-your-buns:

weedshibe:

that-damn-owl:

toastradamus:

AMAZING
BUT WHY IS IT 99 DOLLARS THOUGH?

EXCUSE ME YOU MEAN I CAN BUY PUTT-PUTT AND FREDDI FISH ON STEAM
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED

WHY IS MY CHILDHOOD SUDDENLY ON STEAM AND WHY IS IT SO EXSPENSIVE

This hurts me physically

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IM STARING AT FREDDIE THE FISH IN STEAM RIGHT NOW? $4 TO RECREATE MY CHILDHOOD. 4 FUKCING DOLLARIDOOS

allhailtentaclelord:

punch-a-your-buns:

weedshibe:

that-damn-owl:

toastradamus:

AMAZING

BUT WHY IS IT 99 DOLLARS THOUGH?

EXCUSE ME YOU MEAN I CAN BUY PUTT-PUTT AND FREDDI FISH ON STEAM

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED

WHY IS MY CHILDHOOD SUDDENLY ON STEAM AND WHY IS IT SO EXSPENSIVE

This hurts me physically

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IM STARING AT FREDDIE THE FISH IN STEAM RIGHT NOW? $4 TO RECREATE MY CHILDHOOD. 4 FUKCING DOLLARIDOOS

12:26 am
dendropsyche:

andromeda4002019:

i got this at an art museum from a vending machine with boxes of tiny art inside. u didnt know what u were gonna get. i straight up paid $3 for this

Not a dime wasted

dendropsyche:

andromeda4002019:

i got this at an art museum from a vending machine with boxes of tiny art inside. u didnt know what u were gonna get. i straight up paid $3 for this

Not a dime wasted

(Source: glomarresponse, via foreveralone-lyguy)

12:25 am

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via fauxtown)

12:25 am

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

(via ghirahim)

12:24 am

now-theres-a-spoiler-for-you:

houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

(via onceinsideatardis)

12:23 am

Spell to not give a shit:

fitgrrlproblems:

triplash:

ceryneian-hind:

syriofwolves:

Light a candle, whisper your problem to it, then say: 

“I do not give a shit. 

You can’t make me give a shit.

My last fuck has flown.”

And blow out the candle, symbolizing you blowing out the shit you were supposed to give.

I didn’t know I needed this spell until now.

you always need this spell 

always

(via onceinsideatardis)

12:22 am
An Abandoned Island in The Middle of NYC

thegirlwithawastedsmilex3:

shanesilly:

iamkaylamarie:

notorious-posts:

teenagepics:

forever90s:

Checkout an Abandoned Island in The MIddle of NYC! This eerie site is pretty creepy, but beyond interesting. We think #3 is incredible! Check them out.

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Freaky! It was originally a hospital to treat people with infectious diseases. This would be so cool to explore!

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An abandoned island in the middle of NYC!? Take me here!

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How cool it would be to explore this!?

Omggg I want to explore the hell out of this.

#4 is beautiful

ugh i wish we were allowed to go there :/

(via teenagepics)

12:22 am 12:22 am
"I hate going to sleep with you on my mind but not in my bed."

i can’t fucking sleep without you here (via the-psycho-cutie)

(via thetriforceofwisdom)

12:21 am

soloses:

the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

(via onceinsideatardis)

12:21 am