King of the Pie-Ritz

Name's Justin. I'm 17 and I can't sleep because my room's blue. PLOT TWIST: I don't even LIKE Ritz!

HEPHAESTUS' CABIN
{ CAMP HALF-BLOOD }
HUFFLEPUFF KEEPER
{ HOGWARTS QUIDDITCH }
AVATAR
{ EARTHBENDER }

August 17, 2014 11:18 am

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(Source: stupidsexyganondorf, via crackerjock)

11:18 am
  • (A young girl that is about 14 years old walks in. She gets some looks from our other patrons, as she has bright purple hair, multiple piercings, a leather jacket, and ripped jeans. It is freezing outside and she has a scowl on her face that makes me nervous.)
  • Me: “Hello, welcome to [coffee shop]. How may I help you?”
  • Young Girl: “I’ll take five of the largest black coffees you have, and ten of your ham and cheese sandwiches.”
  • Me: “Okay, will that be all?”
  • Young Girl: “Yeah.”
  • Me: “Your total is [price].”
  • (To my surprise, she pulls out a $100 bill. I am suspicious, and I check to make sure it’s real. It checks out, and I give her a bag with her sandwiches.)
  • Me: “Here is your change. Your coffee will be ready in a moment.”
  • (I keep an eye on her as she stands around glaring at anyone who looks at her. I see her looking at the tip jar. When I hand her the coffees, she asks me about it.)
  • Young Girl: “Your tip jar says that the money goes to you guys. Are any of you in college?”
  • Me: “Yes, I’m going to Rochester Institute of Technology. A few others are in college as well.”
  • Young Girl: “Good for you.”
  • (She pulls out the change I gave her and a few more $20 dollar bills. She crams then in the jar and salutes me jokingly before walking out. I am stunned, and chase after her. I find her on the street corner talking to some homeless people and handing out the sandwiches and coffee.)
  • Me: “Excuse me!”
  • Young Girl: “I’m sorry, did I forget something?”
  • Me: “No, but you just tipped us over $100 dollars. You’re also giving away a lot of food.”
  • Young Girl: “Yeah, my dad is crazy rich. I feel like I can do more if I actually interact with people instead of signing a check to a charity. Every Friday I gather anyone I see who needs a good meal, and buy it for them.” *she smiles brightly* “I may be young, but I can make a difference. I usually hand out flyers for homeless shelters or soup kitchens, too.”
  • (Without another word, she walks off silently. I didn’t stop smiling for the rest of the week. It goes to show you that appearances aren’t everything!)
11:17 am

darkest-fallen-angel:

musingsdeme:

medleymonster:

Can we take a moment to appreciate rough and tough, super badass Dean and Sam, who’ve hunted hundreds of demons and monsters were always too nice to kill a deer? 

well, duh, they know what it’s like to lose their mom…no way their killing bambi’s

you just had to say it, didn’t you?

(via anillusionofreality)

11:15 am 11:15 am 11:15 am

videohall:

Amazing Entrance. Amazing pose.

(via medicham)

11:12 am 11:11 am
shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

(Source: perfect, via crackerjock)

11:11 am 11:09 am
sugarsteelmagnolia:

ultrafacts:

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OMG is this why Simba had to work on his roar in The Lion King?!?

sugarsteelmagnolia:

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OMG is this why Simba had to work on his roar in The Lion King?!?

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11:09 am

yunuen:

"Here’s the plan. You two will deftly infiltrate the glass fishbowl on the bottom of the heavily armored carriers. Then, sneakily insert these delicate little computer chips into exactly the right slot in a huge rack of other tiny delicate little computer chips. Got it?" (x)

(via crackerjock)

11:09 am

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

(via crackerjock)

11:08 am 11:08 am

rupsidaisy:

sure matching underwear is cute but matching black underwear makes me feel powerful

(via crackerjock)

11:08 am

LEAKED NEW EEVEELUTION

chaka1987:

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

now theres 

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Eevee

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Flareon

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Vaporeon

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Jolteon

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Espeon

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Umbreon

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Leafeon

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Glaceon

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Sylveon, and finally

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Celinedion

I don’t know what I expected.

(via superlockedphan)